Click! (I turn on the TV)
start to freak with my remote control. It's around 9:00 am on a Wednesday either. The channels offer programming in the morning hardly entertains me. Usually not used to seeing the commercials, but since there was no program good to watch on TV, I decided to see one of those infomercials that were happening in the channels of pay television.
unique offering for TV!
"There are 8 stairs in one, "said a fat beard and mustache. It's amazing how many things you can do with that wonderful multipurpose ladder climber, I think. Even with this step I can clean things that are rather high, I do not clean, and my house is high but never mind, someday we'll have to do and need this step. Minutes later, could only think of how it was possible that I felt under a ladder is just that: a ladder and stairs in a No 8. Conclude the commercial.
Call now!
I get out of bed and went to the kitchen for something to eat. Returning on the TV screen I saw a woman who complained: "the rolled stockings before I put in the bra always moved me. " Fortunately this woman knew about the new silicone cups, hypoallergenic, pressure sensitive, reusable and virtually invisible with a brooch. After use, was happy.
Credit Card accepted!
On my TV screen I saw a snail and thought that maybe had accidentally changed the channel and put Animal Planet. No, it was another infomercial. Very cuchi images, leaving a snail slime all over his ride. Testimony from a girl: "Before calling me pizza face, but since I started using the snail call me butt face Baby. " As I had not happened before this great idea to me, if the snail can repair its shell with its saliva, may also repair acne scars, stretch marks and wrinkles on my face. But surely no one has even patented the urine of salamander, which can surely be used when you cut your finger, you grow another.
Warning: See more of three infomercials followed one after another, can cause irreversible effects on your ability to reason.
start to freak with my remote control. It's around 9:00 am on a Wednesday either. The channels offer programming in the morning hardly entertains me. Usually not used to seeing the commercials, but since there was no program good to watch on TV, I decided to see one of those infomercials that were happening in the channels of pay television.
unique offering for TV!
"There are 8 stairs in one, "said a fat beard and mustache. It's amazing how many things you can do with that wonderful multipurpose ladder climber, I think. Even with this step I can clean things that are rather high, I do not clean, and my house is high but never mind, someday we'll have to do and need this step. Minutes later, could only think of how it was possible that I felt under a ladder is just that: a ladder and stairs in a No 8. Conclude the commercial.
Call now!
I get out of bed and went to the kitchen for something to eat. Returning on the TV screen I saw a woman who complained: "the rolled stockings before I put in the bra always moved me. " Fortunately this woman knew about the new silicone cups, hypoallergenic, pressure sensitive, reusable and virtually invisible with a brooch. After use, was happy.
Credit Card accepted!
On my TV screen I saw a snail and thought that maybe had accidentally changed the channel and put Animal Planet. No, it was another infomercial. Very cuchi images, leaving a snail slime all over his ride. Testimony from a girl: "Before calling me pizza face, but since I started using the snail call me butt face Baby. " As I had not happened before this great idea to me, if the snail can repair its shell with its saliva, may also repair acne scars, stretch marks and wrinkles on my face. But surely no one has even patented the urine of salamander, which can surely be used when you cut your finger, you grow another.
Warning: See more of three infomercials followed one after another, can cause irreversible effects on your ability to reason.
PS: I owe the accents, my keyboard is not the brand.
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