Friday, September 29, 2006

Strongest Wood In Order

The Black List and How to pay for using Hotmail

Due to the large number of people who have arrived, and those that come from Google interested in knowing how much and how to pay for using Hotmail, I have decided make this post.

For those who do not know, Hotmail will begin to charge for using e-mail and Messenger from the moment you read these lines. Yes, you read. No, no joke. A friend of a friend of my friend did not believe the news and suddenly your Messenger blue doll came to life and killed him.

Given what happened a friend of a friend of my friend, I decided to talk to Bill Gates on this subject. He confirmed what started as a rumor. Hotmail will no longer be free. People who do not cancel by using the service will have to settle with the little blue, which are not the Smurfs.

When I asked the Lord Gate (Gates) was that the blue dolls, I responded that his new partner, Professor Utonium, spent some time experimenting with the substance X, and that an oversight, the fool scientist accidentally spilled the substance on the computer monitor, so the dolls came alive Messenger. Fortunately, the dolls were trained by Carlos Donoso, Jeff Corwin and Austin Stevens. And I just attacking those who use their email accounts and instant messaging without canceling their respective income.

Mr. Puerta and I became good friends, to the point that I have appointed myself as responsible for carrying charges for the use of Hotmail in Venezuela.

The

must pay to use Hotmail.

Single Plan.
Includes:
Send and receive unlimited email (including the receipt of more than 10 email spam Day). Unlimited Contacts
capacity in the Messenger (Includes more than 10 contacts do not know and you swear that aggregates).
Value: 50,000 Bs month.

How do I pay for the used Hotmail service and avoid the little blue characters, victims of a careless Utonium teacher, trained by Carlos Donoso, Jeff Corwin and Austin Stevens, kill me.

Movistar will need to buy a card of 50,000 bs., Scrape and send the code to the following email: elanimalmecanico@hotmail.com. This should do it every month.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Escape.from.guantanamo.bay Bottomless Party

Yo si ...

... I've voted since I turned 18.

... I made comments like: "je je je very good," "good blog, check out mine," "good post" on many blogs.

... I have drunk many times.

... I read in the bathroom.

... me horny when I see someone posts something that I had in mind.

... I've had holiday romances.

... I cried watching movies.

... I regret things I've done.

... I've been hypocritical.

... I lied.

... I hear hip-hop in English.

... I went to a concert of Public Disorder.

... spending money on nonsense.

... I copied in an exam.

... I talk about you.

... say swear words.

... went green ribbon in taekwondo.

... I've thrown without a condom.

... I Globovision and the cutter.

... I want to be a millionaire.

... smoke Belmont.

... buy the first cd of the Spice Girls.

... I see the Knights of the Zodiac.

... I've seen porn movies.

... saw through the streets.

... I vote on 3 December.

... as chuchearías, snacks and sweets every day.

... I had a girlfriend.

... I'm realistic.

... read posts without commenting.

... sleep with the clothes you wear.

... like the day had more hours.

... I think there is life on other planets.

drunk ... I vomited.

... had all the Metallica albums.

... I have few friends.

... see Cartoon Network.

Away ... always put me on Messenger.

... try to be independent.

... I defended my view forever.

excited ... I have someone.

... I went to a concert of Shakira.

... I have never read books.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Canon Mp530 Printer Head Clogged

My Bio-blog-raphy

I started blogging unknowingly. I had no clue what a blog. The story of my life blogger does not begin with "Once upon a time ..." begins: I am a frequent user of MSN Messenger, one day note that this program had the potential to create a Spaces. Without much thought, I created my Spaces. I started uploading some pictures of me and some friends to the album. A week later, on August 6, 2005, to publish something I had written. So I started, not knowing that he had written that article would be my first post.

What we publish at that time there was a e-mail chain, or something profound, not something personal, not a criticism of something I saw, or tell a story strange and fabulous. I wrote something just occurred to me, it was titled "Test Absurd", here a paragraph: "... sometimes seems to do something without knowing why or what, but we feel and we feel that we were not us who is doing ".

After that, my first post, I got to continue to publish articles (I had no idea they were called "post"). Gradually he was holding my baby Spaces. To the extent that I began to get interested in learning about html. I learned the basic code to insert images in articles, as the Spaces do not allow that option directly , if you could post images, but with a small size and only went out at the end of the article and not where I wanted to locate. Another html codes I had to learn was the one used to justify the text, because it did not offer that option Spaces.

My second article was hilarious, it was titled "Google, you no longer want." It was a kind of satire against the almighty Google did not know I existed. Here is an excerpt: "They were and 8:26 pm when I came to reopen the GOOGLE website and see what came on the screen if the search bar put my name. To my disappointment, there came nothing related to me. It was frustrating. It was hard to understand that with GOOGLE 8,168,684,336 web pages, did not know anything about me. I thought that if some girl in Slovenia, southern Europe, wanted to know from someone named Ramon Salazar was not going to find anything that had related to me. "

"After that I'm not the same, if there is a god of insurance must have an I-Pod and a Palm, and certainly not know how to find it in scrambled NO GOOGLE, sure my prayers do not reach except by E-Mail to Bill Gates I do not exist, perhaps not really exist, and who wrote it was safe software if it appears in GOOGLE. "

Some friends told me they liked one of the published articles they had read in my Spaces. That motivated me to continue writing. I published two or three articles per month. Rarely received a comment and when it was received from some of my contacts from MSN.

"From as far west poker went from my life," was the name for my third post. A chronicle of the day I learned playing poker. Here are a couple of lines: "... I ask," What play? "They almost in unison, as if they had tested, responded, looking on" poker, men, texas hold'em "they might notice amazement on my face, and how not to be surprised, I expected that I respond that played 31, ajiley, load the donkey .... " "... Also on my mind when thinking of poker, only reflected the image of a little cowboy with jugs of beer, dancing girls, the guns on the table, all in a bar or tavern. I could not associate the image I had of that game with what I was witnessing. " "... Not a week that we meet at a friend's house to play Texas Hold'em poker. I thought it was fair that we dedicate some lines to this, not so easy, game. Total, already more than a year ago come dedicating 2, 7 days a week and a significant fraction of my salary, I could care to spend a few minutes and a couple of lines. "

I visited the Spaces of my contacts on MSN Messenger to see if someone else was using to publish the things I wrote; but only I was with some pictures and copy-paste of some mail.

A friend told me that there was a page that offered the same as Spaces, it was Blogger.com. I opened an account on that page the same day I reported on their existence, and place the same items I had in my Spaces. But after a while I decided to delete all the articles at blogger, and I looked silly, and double work, publish the same content on two different pages.

Apparently Google read my second post. I say this because of the overnight, I began receiving more than 50 visits a day in my Spaces, thanks to Google decided to include in the results of searches that people did on that page. As the number of visits, the comments started to increase. Well, not that post received 10 comments, were usually three or four comments.

Several things motivated me to stop posting on my space and I started to do this in Blogger, among those I can mention: the major limitations in the Spaces having the time of posting (in terms of images or text format), almost no ability to customize the Spaces (only basic changes could be made) and because Spaces are not taken into account as Blogs, except in a very few occasions. So I started testing on my Blogger account. In April this year to publish my last post in my space and also published the first post on my new blog on Blogger. What has happened since April is history.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Beer Batter Fried Perch







No comment.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Driver Philips 7130 W

Recommendations A helping hand to use a toilet of a nightclub Feedback

usually used in discos urinals for men's bathrooms, and I could see that there are certain unwritten rules that many men met fully without realizing it. Here I will mention some of these:

If you're in a club and go to the bathroom, walks alone ; not ask a friend to accompany you, that only women do. If you want to talk with a friend, tell him to go outside of the disk.

should leave a space between a user and another urine. That is, if you enter the toilet and two urinals available, you should not have to use the users around. The order is being used a urinal, urinal vacuum, and so on. If there are no urinals that would meet this recommendation, you must wait outside bath until it leaves you meet someone and recommended.

only allowed to look to the front wall have . In some cases you can lower your head and look at your "trickle." In no event and under no circumstances is it acceptable to look at other "trickle" than yours.

urinary Your partner is not your friend . What is recommended when you have to use the bathroom is that dog-faced enter bravo. Forget to say "Good Night" to enter. If someone greets you, ignore it, behave as if you had not heard.

is not advisable humming songs like "It's raining men" or "I Will Survive" while you are urinating. It is recommended that you quiet the time you spend in the bathroom.

Avoid any physical contact. Nothing to be holding hands or hugging, much less if have not washed their hands.

issue is inexcusable remarks as: "These gifted" , "Let's measure", "I want to swordsmen", "What happens is that I have cold "nor any of its variations.





Friday, September 8, 2006

Advanced Tie Dye Instructions

Types

Vote: Duty and / or right which is exercised by a minority of people to choose who is going to steal deceive insult, belittle and underestimate for a period, or more.

Vote Manual: This includes all other votes, less oral vote. (Manual refers to hand, which is made by hand. As far as I have understood, even with the machines, the voter uses his hands).

Vote Punishment: When you vote against who you support. (This vote is complicated, I do not understand very well).

Boto: This happens when you win another, it was not for who you voted for, ie when boot your vote.

Vote

Dark: Very famous in Venezuela. This is done when the dead come out of graves and exercise their right. (Is that why in Venezuela, in general, elections are held after November 1, to take advantage of that is new on the day of the dead).

Afro Superior Member Vote: Aka hand hairdressing. It is when outsiders are wrong innocently affected the results.

Vote None of the Above: This option is being proposed for future elections. And it's basically going to vote for not vote. You go to the polling place, do your tail, you checked in the book, go to your cubicle and vote on either option. (I wonder, what if the majority votes for None, who wins?).

Vote Winner: is when people vote for whom, presumably, is gaining in the polls no matter who it is.

Pastry Vote: is most common after the CNE announced the winner. All voted for who won.

Vote Predictable: is when someone votes no matter the candidate, just vote for whom support his party.

Vote Innocent: This is the first one does, that is, when he first spots will finger. While still think you're going to pick someone to interpret and carry out the popular will.

Vow of Chastity: Oops, I was wrong. We are talking about other things.

What kind of exercise your vote?

Thursday, September 7, 2006

How To Replace Double Ended Halogen Bulb

3 in 1

1 .- If you smoke, this is you:


This is one of the unwritten rules of smokers.

Seen:


2 .- If you are concerned about your addiction to blogging, this is for you:


This was my diagnosis, according to the test he developed Javi Moya.
If you want to know if you are a Blogadicto not think twice and click on the image below.



3 .- If you enjoy reading Paulo Coelho, this is you:

You can read the first chapters of the new book by this author, even before it is published. Log in to your blog and be one of the first to read the first chapter of his new book. Below is the title of his new book, clikc dale and into the blog's author.

How To Do Pulse Board



If someone sends you a text message that ends with the phrase "we have to talk about something important," the last thing you expect is that you fence to ask for an explanation of something you said a witch who read the letters.

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I have already accents. Now I can write words like

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(I was more than two weeks without accents, today recovered)

Anyone interested

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

Can Phenergan Hcl Get You High



to know that I'm missing the click- criollosfera here.


(Any criticism, comments, tips or suggestions are welcome, leave your comments here)

P: S. : Although I have no accents.
PS 2: I promise that when you fix the keyboard makes a post with all the accents that I owe.